D#m B C# F# D#m B C# D#m
D#m B C# F# D#m B C# D#m


[Verse]
         D#m                       B
Picking up teens in a "Twilight" chat room
         C#              F#
Listening to Adele on my own
         D#m                B
One day I met an attractive lady
          C#               D#m
Whose nickname was Sharon Stone


[Verse]
         D#m             B
We shared many common interests
     C#           F#
E.g. Medieval architecture
             D#m              B
So I took her out for a fancy dinner
              C#                    D#m
Her statuesque beauty took my breath away.


[Chorus]
    B              F#             C#
And then I noticed that she was a gargoyle
   B                      F#              C#
I should have checked the fine print long ago
    B              F#             C#     G#
And then I noticed that she was a gargoyle
          B       C#             D#m    B C# F# D#m B C# D#m
She was a maniac, maniac and a gargoyle


[Verse]
             D#m                 B
How could you be such a retarded moron?
           C#                 F#
Didn't you check her profile before?
           D#m                     B
I just read E LF in the "about me" section
         C#                     D#m
I didn't get that "M" stood for "Monument"


[Verse]
          D#m                   B
Well, it's usual to fall in the trap
           C#                       F#
Chat with an angel and go out with a crap
   D#m                           B
But tell me, what d'you mean by "gargoyle"
        C#              D#m
Was she wrinkly? Was she fat?


[Chorus]
        B              F#              C#
No! I'm telling you she was a freaking gargoyle
     B               F#      C#
That thing you see on Batman Begins
         B                 F#
She was exactly what you would see
                C#       G#
If you'd google "gargoyle"
      B                  F#                      C#
And instead of boobs she got two black bricks of stone!


[Bridge]
     E              B               F#
And then he noticed that she was a gargoyle
               E          B          F#
He thought her avatar was just an avatar
     E              B               F#
And then he noticed that she was a gargoyle
           D              E            F#
And I also had to pay her cub to Notre Dame


[Solo]
B C# D#m
B C# D#m
B C# D#m
B C# (Let ring)


[Verse]
         D#m                  B
But as I drove back home that night
           C#               F#
Her tender snout still in my eyes
           D#m            B
Left just confusion in my mind
           C#                   D#m
Is it true love or is it just a crush on 12th century French sculpture?


[Chorus]
     B              F#             C#
And then I noticed that I like the gargoyles!
         B              F#          C#
I'll be jerking off on "Batman Forever"!
     B              F#             C#    G#
And now I notice that I like the gargoyles!
             B       C#          D#m      C# B
'Cause I got maniac, maniac for gargoyles!
             B       C#          D#m      C# Cm G#
'Cause I got maniac, maniac for gargoyles!
             B       C#                           D#m
'Cause I got maniac, maniac! I also like Rolling Stones