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VERSE
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I still haven't found a girlfriend
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though I've tried a lot
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So can you help me please
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it's tougher than I thought

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The odds are pretty good but
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the goods are pretty odd
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still at this point I'd take anything you've got.

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You see this all the time
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nice girls in love with jerks
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What could they be thinking
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Tell me how it works

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If I've got some problems well I
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wouldn't be the first
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but the ones I have in mind are even worse

CHORUS
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Even Hilter had a girlfriend
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Who he could always call
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Who'd always be there for him
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In spite of all his faults
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He was the worst guy ever
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reviled and despised
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Even Hilter had a girlfriend so why can't I
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Why can't I? 

VERSE
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Life is full of contradictions
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Hard to understand
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And for every happy woman
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There's a lonely man

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Nixon had his puppy
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Charles Manson had his clan
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But god forbid that I get a girlfriend

CHORUS
G A  D            G
Even Hilter had a girlfriend
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Who he could call his own
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to sweeten days of bitterness
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and feeling all alone
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I'm not as bad as Hilter but it
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doesn't mean a thing since
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they'd rather be with Hitler more than me
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I don't see why they'd rather be with
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Hitler more than me