Head in the clouds
And a mouthful of pie
Head in a blouse
Everybody loves him
I see why

Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave

"I love Karen, I love Sharon" on the windowscreen
With never the need to fight
Or to question a single thing

Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dagenham Dave

He'd love to touch
He's afraid that he might self-combust
I could say more
But you get the general idea

Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave
Dagenham, Dagenham
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave
Oh, Dave, oh, Dagenham, Dagenham
Oh, Dave, oh, Dave, oh, Dave
Oh, Dave