G                                   D
Eating snow flakes with plastic forks

And a paper plate of course
C5           Cmaj7
You think of everything

G                         D
Short love with a long divorce

And a couple of kids, of course
C5               Cmaj7
They don't mean anything


G                          D
Live in trailers with no class

God damn, I hope I can pass
C5                Cmaj7
High school means nothing


G                           D
Taking heartache with hard work

God damn, I am such a jerk
C5         Cmaj7
I can't do anything


G D C5 Cmaj7 x2


[Chorus]

G                             D
And I shout that you're all fakes
                                         C5
And you should've seen the look on your face
                           Cmaj7
And I guess that's what it takes
                           G
When comparing your belly aches


G                     D
And it's been a long time
                                C5
Which agrees with this watch of mine
                      Cmaj7
And I know that I miss you
                           G
and I'm sorry if I dissed you