INTRO: C 
 
C 
I'm standin with somethin in my hand  
                               F 
That don't look too flowerlike 
 
She slammed the pretty part in the doorjamb 
                             C 
Left me and the stems outside 
      Am 
On my way back from fishin I thought  
                           F 
If I brought a dozen roses home 
       G7 
She'd smile when I told there was one  
                           C         N/C 
For each day that I'd been gone 

           F-C    F      C          
I tried to think like a woman 
F                               G7 
Find where that pretty head was at 
           F-C   F      C 
I tried to think like a woman  
    G7              F                 C 
But I don't guess a woman thinks like that  
 
Now I'm underneath the window with my guitar  
In the backyard soakin wet 
She poured what I'm afraid might've been 
Toilet water on my head 
I thought when she heard the song 
I wrote on my way back into town 
It would cool her off  
But it appears to work the other way around 
 
CHORUS 
 
SOLO 
 
BRIDGE: 
Am            
I'm just gettin comfortable 
G 
In the doghouse when she pulls 
F                                  C 
The curtains, and I see her peekin out 
Am 
Well I lay here lookin sad awhile 
G 
Suffer some and then she smiles 
F                             C 
It's all slowly dawnin on me now 
 
CHORUS 2: 
        F-C    F       C 
I tried think like a woman 
F                                         C 
Where she wanted me was right where I was at 
           F-C    C      C 
I tried to think like a woman 
   Am            G                       Am 
If I was sweet thought she'd cut me some slack 
       G7              F                 C 
Oh but I don't think a woman thinks like that 
 
 
Ha, I know she don't!