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Everybody screamed, when I kissed the teacher
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And the must have thought they dreamed                                                                  
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When I kissed the teacher
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All my friends at school
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They had never seen the teacher blush
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She looked like a fool
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Nearly petrified
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Cause she was taken by surprise

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When I kissed the teacher
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Couldn't quite believe her eyes
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when I kissed the teacher
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My whole class went wild, as I held my breath
    F#m                  Bm              Em
The world stood still but then she just smiled
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I was in the seventh heaven
                  D 
When I kissed the teacher

                Bm  A  Bm 
What a mad day (ah, ah, ah)
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   Now I see everything in a different light
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What a mad day
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I was up in the air
         D          E         A    A7
And she taught me a lesson alright

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I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher
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Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher
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Leaning over me, she was trying to explain the laws of geometry
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And I couldn't help it, I just had to kiss the teacher 

                 Bm  A  Bm 
What a mad day (ah, ah, ah)
G                 A                   D     D7
  Now I see everything in a different light
            Gmaj7
What a mad day
      Bm        F#
I was up in the air
         D          E         A    A7
And she taught me a lesson alright

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What a crazy day
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When I kissed the teacher
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All my sense had flown away
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When I kissed the teacher
                    A
My whole class went wild, as I held my breath
    F#m                  Bm              Em
The world stood still but then she just smiled
             A                                  
I was in the seventh heaven
                  D 
When I kissed the teacher
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(I wanna    hug, hug, hug her) 
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When I kissed the teacher 
         G
(I wanna hug, hug her) 
                  D
When I kissed the teacher 
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(I wanna    hug, hug, hug her) 
                  D
When I kissed the teacher 
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(I wanna hug, hug her)
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When I kissed the teacher