B        F#        E        B
Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
E     B       F#
Untwinkle, little ee
B     F#      E     B
My ainly pang'll be regret
E    F#    B
A maiden I will dee

B        F#        E        B
But I'll turn into a nightingale
E     B       F#
My song will warm thy heart
B     F#      E     B
Well I'll turn into a threshing machine
E    F#    B
And tear thy bird apart


[Chorus]
B        F#        E        B
Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
E     B       F#
Untwinkle, little ee
B     F#      E     B
My ainly pang'll be regret
E    F#    B
A maiden I will dee

B        F#        E        B
But I'll turn into a vampire
E     B       F#
And kiss you on the neck
B     F#      E     B
Well I'll turn into a silver cross
E    F#    B
And send thee back to Heck


[Chorus]
B        F#        E        B
Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
E     B       F#
Untwinkle, little ee
B     F#      E     B
My ainly pang'll be regret
E    F#    B
A maiden I will dee

B        F#        E        B
But I'll turn into a hydrogen bomb
E     B       F#
And atomize the air
B     F#      E     B
Well I'll turn into a cockroach
E    F#    B
And you'll see if I care


[Chorus]
B        F#        E        B
Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
E     B       F#
Untwinkle, little ee
B     F#      E     B
My ainly pang'll be regret
E    F#    B
A maiden I will dee

B        F#        E        B
But I'll turn into a supernova
E     B       F#
And burn up everything
B     F#      E     B
Well I'll turn into a black little hole
E    F#    B
And you'll turn into string


[Chorus]
B        F#        E        B
Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
E     B       F#
Untwinkle, little ee
B     F#      E     B
My ainly pang'll be regret
E    F#    B
A maiden I will dee

B        F#        E        B
But I'll turn into God Himself
E     B       F#
And then you'll come to me
B     F#      E     B
Well I will not believe in you
E    F#    B
And then where will you be?


[Chorus]
B        F#        E        B
Wi' nae wee bairn ye'll me beget
E     B       F#
Untwinkle, little ee
B     F#      E     B
My ainly pang'll be regret
E    F#    B
A maiden I will dee
B     F#      E     B
My ainly pang'll be regret
E    F#    B
A maiden I will dee