G
  Said I'd understand when I'm older
D
  Said I'd understand the things they'd do
Em
  Falls asleep on the shoulder in the breakroom
Am                        C
  She falls asleep on the shoulder in the breakroom
G
  She said she'd been inside for too long
D         N.C.
  Well no shit, could you tell us something new?
Em
  You can tell he's lying cause his lips move
Am                  C
  You can tell he's lying cause his lips move

G
  It must nice to be the reason
D
  His work it ain't so bleak
Em
  That must be what motivates you
Am          C
  That must be what motivates you
G
  All he needs is to see you smiling
D
  And well you light up his whole week
Em
  Imaginе the kinda things he'd do to you
Am         C
  If therе weren't so many cameras
C ~                         C ~                C * 
  And you're keeping a dark secret, but you're talking in your sleep

G  D  Em  Am C

[Verse 2]
G
  Totally banned from the kitchen
D
  Citing workplace health concerns
Em
  But they wouldn't tip you if it healed you
Am                 C
  No they wouldn't tip you if it healed you
G
  She says the country's sweating out a fever
D
  A fever born by what you do
Em
  And what kind of pressure do they put on you?
Am             C
  What kind of pressure do they put on you?

G ~                      D ~
  At least she's waiting for you
                             Em ~
  Glass of wine after a long day

  She'll dry your eyes on serviette
Am ~       C ~
  Dry your eyes on serviette 
G ~
  Fall asleep in her dad's Ford Mondeo
D ~
  That she stole from him yesterday
Em ~
  You look so cute when you're so angry
Am ~           C ~
  If I'm going down you're coming with me
G ~
  And you think that it gets better
Em ~
  Just you wait until next week
C ~                     C ~                C * 
  You're keeping a dark secret, but you're talking in your sleep