D C#m Bm
A G#m G F# E

[Verse 1]
      D  A      F#m              D     A    F#m
This one time I kissed a girl for class war
             D                         A
I pulled her hips in close and held my left fist
F#m            D               A        F#m
High above her pale right clavicle and she said
D                             A               E
"Oh, tell me, darling, do you think we have a future?"
D                              A               E
"Well, maybe, kind of, pretty sure we've two between us"
D                            A            E
Bring over pictures of your dead pets and relatives
    D                             A          E
And we'll just say it's over if I don't shed any tears


[Pre-Chorus]
    F#5                       E5
I'm calling you again on your telephone
    C#5                G#5
And all I ever get is another stupid ringing tone


[Chorus]
D A E
           F#m                       A           Bm
He's gonna get drunk and call you at four in the morning (I know)

D A E
           F#m                       A           Bm
He's gonna get drunk and call you at four in the morning

D A E
D C#m Bm
A G#m G F# E


[Verse 2]
        D               A       F#m       D
As if I walked into the room to see my ex-girlfriend
            A                 F#m
Who, by the way, I'm still in love with
D                   A           F#m
Sucking the face of some pretty boy
        D                      A      F#m
With my favourite band's most popular song in the background
D     A                  E    D                  A     E
Is it wrong that I can't decide which bothers me most?
       D               A         E
In the forefront of my mind is a thought
        D                     A         E           F#m
Not of you underneath, but of me coming out looking worse


[Pre-Chorus]
    F#5                       E5
I'm calling you again on your telephone
    C#5                G#5
And all I ever get is another stupid busy tone


[Chorus]
D A E
           F#m                       A           Bm
He's gonna get drunk and call you at four in the morning (I know)

D A E
           F#m                       A           Bm
He's gonna get drunk and call you at four in the morning