Cheese! Cheese! Cheeseburger!
Cheese! Cheese! Cheeseburger!

I walked into the diner
With a hunger in my eyes
Dreaming 'bout that cheeseburger
With pickles on the side

Where’s my cheeseburger?
I can’t find it anywhere!
Where’s my cheeseburger?
It vanished in the air!
Where’s my cheeseburger?
I can’t find it anywhere!
Where’s my cheeseburger?
It vanished in the air!
Where’s my cheeseburger?
It vanished in the air!

I checked under the table
Looked behind the chair
Asked the friendly waitress
She said it wasn’t there

Where’s my cheeseburger?
I can’t find it anywhere!
Where’s my cheeseburger?
It vanished in the air!
Where’s my cheeseburger?
I can’t find it anywhere!
Where’s my cheeseburger?
It vanished in the air!
Where’s my cheeseburger?
It vanished in the air!

Maybe it’s in the kitchen
Or out on a midnight ride
Maybe it’s gone fishing
Or hiding just outside

I searched high and low
Every nook and cranny
But that cheesy, juicy burger
Remained a mystery uncanny

Where’s my cheeseburger?
I can’t find it anywhere!
Where’s my cheeseburger?
It vanished in the air!

So if you see my cheeseburger
Please send it back my way
'Cause I've been searching everywhere
And it’s been a hungry day!