Cheese! Cheese! Cheeseburger! Cheese! Cheese! Cheeseburger! I walked into the diner With a hunger in my eyes Dreaming 'bout that cheeseburger With pickles on the side Where’s my cheeseburger? I can’t find it anywhere! Where’s my cheeseburger? It vanished in the air! Where’s my cheeseburger? I can’t find it anywhere! Where’s my cheeseburger? It vanished in the air! Where’s my cheeseburger? It vanished in the air! I checked under the table Looked behind the chair Asked the friendly waitress She said it wasn’t there Where’s my cheeseburger? I can’t find it anywhere! Where’s my cheeseburger? It vanished in the air! Where’s my cheeseburger? I can’t find it anywhere! Where’s my cheeseburger? It vanished in the air! Where’s my cheeseburger? It vanished in the air! Maybe it’s in the kitchen Or out on a midnight ride Maybe it’s gone fishing Or hiding just outside I searched high and low Every nook and cranny But that cheesy, juicy burger Remained a mystery uncanny Where’s my cheeseburger? I can’t find it anywhere! Where’s my cheeseburger? It vanished in the air! So if you see my cheeseburger Please send it back my way 'Cause I've been searching everywhere And it’s been a hungry day!