G
Who'd-a guessed that Aqua Net
Could start a fire with a single cigarette
C
No, she wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned
Just sick and tired of wondering if he was coming home
G
So she drove around, she found his car
They heard the boom from in the bar
C
He called the cops, she called his bluff
They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs
[Chorus]
G
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
CG
Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're pushed off the deep end
DC
Oh yeah, God forgive 'em, they weren't born like this
GDG
Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men
[Verse 2]
G
He told his friends she was depressed
Borderline bipolar, witch with PMS
C
Well, he cheats and lies and then plays the victim
N.C.
He don't know why they always seem to pick him
[Chorus]
G
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
CG
Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're pushed off the deep end
DC
Oh yeah, God forgive 'em, they weren't born like this
GDG
Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men
[Bridge]
D
Some take a pistol, some take an axe
And boy, if you feel the fire, you better bet she's got a match
G
It might be the teacher just down the street
The hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that's so sweet
C
No, you won't see it when you meet 'em
So be careful how you treat 'em
N.C.
She might look just like me
[Chorus]
G
Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
CG
Keep their crazy hidden 'til we're pushed off the deep end
DC
Oh yea, God forgive us, even though some were born like this
GD
God knows, crazy women are made by crazy crazy crazy
GDG
Crazy women are made by crazy men