Db How to dress as human? Gb Gbm Db What, like a skirt and like, some heels? Now I look stupid Gb Gbm Db Is this how every human feels? Dbaug Better go with Vans Gb I'm never gonna pass Gbm I should stay home Fmaj7 Why did I make plans? [Verse] Ebm Drunk in the bathroom Ab Messing with my skirt Fm I got hair in my tights Gb And nothing in my shirt Ebm If I paint on some lips Ab Db Gbm Will they come off with a kiss and tell? (and tell) [Chorus] Db How to dress as human? Gb Gbm Db What, like a skirt and like, some heels? Now I look stupid Gb Gbm Db Is this how every human feels? Dbaug Better go with Vans Gb I'm never gonna pass Gbm I should stay home Fmaj7 Why did I make plans? [Verse] Ebm Drunk in the bathroom Ab Messing with my skirt Fm I got hair in my tights Gb And nothing in my shirt Ebm If I paint on some lips Ab Db Will they come off with a kiss and tell? (and tell) Ebm Drunk in the bathroom Ab Messing with my skirt Fm I got hair in my tights Gb And nothing in my shirt Ebm If I paint on some lips Ab Db Will they come off with a kiss and tell? (and tell) [Outro] Gb Gbm I'm never gonna pass Db I should stay home Db Why did I make plans? Gb Better go with Vans Gbm I'm never gonna pass Db I should stay home Db Why did I make plans? Gb Better go with Vans Gbm I'm never gonna pass Db I should stay home Db Why did I make plans? Gb Better go with Vans Gbm I'm never gonna pass Db (And tell)