Chupacabra
you're my best friend
when i'm with you
i just pretend that you're a normal human
i know it's far from the truth
but people would panic
if they saw you

so why don't we just stay indoors
i'll make a candle lit dinner
and we'll lay down on the floor
by the fire

i know you want to
well all you have to do
is say yes
come on baby

because Chupacabra
i love you more than the rest

for you i'd take a bullet
or some buckshot
or a hypodermic needle
or a laser beam to the chest

oh Chupacabra you're the only one for me
just move into my apartment
and you'll see

i think about you day and night
with your small bright red
beady eyes

and i can't get you out of my head
if you were gone i can't imagine it
i would just
want to be dead

your blood may be green
but you're all i can see
when i close my eyes

oh Chupacabra marry me
i love you
i do

i want to spend
my whole
life
with
you