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Chorus:
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Do you got a mullet a mullet going on? 
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Do you got a mullet is it beautiful big and long? 
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well If you got a mullet there’s no need to hide 
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cause it’s plain to see just so plain to me that we just need mullet pride 

Verse 1:
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I saw a man a walking just the other day 
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I saw a man a talking and this is what he say he said to me 
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he said son your hair is real short but in the back it’s long 
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well if it is and it really is then you can sing my mullet song 
(then he said to me) 

Chorus 

Verse 2:
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I said sir I have a question there’s a question that I must ask 
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Why is it when I go out in public why do these people stop and laugh? 
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he said the answer to your question sir it’s just so plain to me 
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now the problem is just with these kids they got mullet jealousy 
(then he said to me) 

Chorus 

Verse 3:
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the moral of the story it goes a little something like this 
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if you got a mullet well it’s a haircut not a fish 
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and now when you wear your mullet just remember this little fact 
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see a mullet is business in the front and then a party in the back 
(now everybody sing) 

Chorus 

La la la la la la (repeat)

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