B G#m E
(x2)

[Verse]
    B         G#m             E
You probably can't stand your glasses
        B        G#m          E
But you probably need them to read
        B        G#m            E
and you probably waste all your downtime
        B        G#m            E
And you probably don’t get much sleep

[Verse]
        B        G#m            E
And you probably don’t like the movies
        B        G#m   E
But you probably go anyway
        B        G#m             E
And you probably fight with your mother a lot
         B         G#m                E
When you feel like there’s nothing to say

[Verse]
        B        G#m            E
And you probably don’t care for punk rock
        B        G#m        E
But you probably love Crooked Rain
        B        G#m           E
And you probably don’t talk to strangers like me
          B              G#m             E 
But you’d wish we'd talk to you just the same

[Verse]
     B               G#m           E
So I probably should say something to you
        B        G#m     E
But I'd probably ruin it then
    B                   G#m       E                 Em
Its best for both of us both if I keep my mouth shut
    B                              Bsus4 B
And stay on my side of the train

[Outro]
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B        G#m   E
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B        G#m     E
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B        G#m   E       Em  
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