C          F                  C                F
Simply knowing you exist ain't good enough for me,
    C          F                          C                 F   
But asking for your telephone number seems highly inappropriate,
C      F  G F       C       F        G        F
Seeing as I can't even say "hi" when you walk by
         C                          F
And that time you shook my hand, it felt so nice
        C                              F
I swear I've never felt this way about any other guy
    C               F                     C      G
and I don’t usually notice people's eyes, but...


Verse 2:

      C                F
I conducted a plan to bump into you most accidentally, 
C                             F
but I was walking along and I bumped into you much more heavily 
C                                     F
than I'd originally planned and it was well embarrassing
           C                                          F
and I think you’ve thought, that I was a bit of a twat
    C      F          G        F
Oh, I just think that we'd get on,
  C                     F
I wish I could tell you face to face
    G                  F 
instead of singing this stupid song,
     C                      F              C G
but yeah I just think, that we might get on 


Verse 3:

     C            G              Am                    F
So I went to that party everyone they were kind of arty
          C                            G             
And I was wearing this dress, 'cause I wanted to impress
  Am                             F          
I wasn't sure if I look my best, 'cause I was so nervous
    C                       G
But I carried on regardless strutting through each room 
       Am      F
trying to find you
           C                 G          Am          F
And when I saw you kissing that girl my heart, it shattered
       C          G                  Am                F
and my eyes, they watered and when I tried to speak I stuttered
       C                              G                   
And my friends were like "Whatever, you'll find someone better,
    Am                               
his eyes are way too close together 
F                 C
and we never even liked him from the start
    G                             Am                                  F
And now he's with that tart and I heard she'd done some really nasty stuff
                          C                    
down in the park with Michael, he said she's easy 
        G                                           Am
and if your guys are with someone who's that's sleazy
                                F                                 C
then he ain't worth your time, ‘cause you deserve a real nice guy"
     G            Am                  F
So I proceeded to get drunk and to cry
               C                       G        Am F
and I locked myself in the toilets the entire night


Verse 4:

C              F  
Saturday night, I watch Channel 5
      C               F
I particularly like CB 
C                   F 
I don't ever dream about you and me,
  C                                                         F
I don't ever make up stuff about us that would be considered insanity,
C       F          G       F                      C
I don't ever drive by your house to see if you're in,
             F               C                  F
I don't even have an opinion on that tramp that you are still seeing,
C                            F                          C
I don't know your timetable, I don't know your face off by heart,
                F               C        F       
But I must admit that there is a part of me that still thinks,
C       F             C       F             C        F      C
we might get on, that we could get on, that we should get on...