DmFBbA
My hardened heart is frozen, weathered one too many winters
DmFBbA
I no more smell the roses, I woke to watch 'em wither
DmFBbA
I'm mister optimistic, but I'm missing my missus
DmFBbA
So now I feel my ringless fingers reaching for my mistress
DmFBbA
I'm afflicted with a wicked disease which I never wish to be rid of
DmFBbA
This addiction got me stricken to my knees with obsession yet I've never felt bigger
DmFBbA
Once bitten, you're smitten, no kiddin' no way I'll leave unless I'm leaving with her
DmFBbA
Is the magic real? Are we a package deal? Slap a stamp on it, cause they gonna ship us, honey
[Interlude]
DmBbADmBbA
[Pre-Chorus]
Dm
I would never try to objectify
BbA
But you're a ten, and you got the gentlemen in line
Dm
What I lack in size, I can catch in eyes
BbA
So my lady claim your five foot seven prize, I'm a
[Chorus]
DmF
Short man, tall woman
BbA
Hot damn, good-lookin'
DmF
I can't stand, I'm shooken
BbA
Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm
DmF
A short man, tall woman
BbA
All glam, full bosom
DmF
Yes ma'am, your cushion
BbA
Was meant for all my pushin'
[Interlude]
DmBbA
[Verse 2]
DmF
Don't ever let her catch you with your guard down
BbA
You can bet she'll get your heart and have it carved out
DmF
With her skin tight silk stilted in stilettos
BbA
Crimson lips glisten in the shadows
DmF
Covered in curves, and she don't cut shallow
BbA
Got her talons in deep, keep your eyes up, fellows
DmF
Bear your fangs, baby drain me dry
BbA
I won't even try to run away cause I'm your
[Chorus]
DmF
Short man, tall woman
BbA
Hot damn, good-lookin'
DmF
I can't stand, I'm shooken
BbA
Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm
DmF
A short man, tall woman
BbA
All glam, full bosom
DmF
Yes ma'am, your cushion
BbA
Was meant for all my pushin'
[Interlude]
DmBbA
[Verse 3]
DmF
Watch her hair blow back as the wind just billows
BbA
Wrapped in satin are them massive pillows
DmF
No man in the Village ain't heard of her
BbA
If a Look Could Kill, she's a murderer
DmF
Think I'm hidin'? Nah, I'm really lurkin'
BbA
You're the vampire, but you got me thirstin'
DmF
So thick, let me be your feeder
BbA
Girl please turn me, I'll be your
[Chorus]
DmF
Short man, tall woman
BbA
Hot damn, good-lookin'
DmF
I can't stand, I'm shooken
BbA
Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm
DmF
A short man, tall woman
BbA
All glam, full bosom
DmF
Yes ma'am, your cushion
BbA
Was meant for all my pushin'