A          G         F          G*
E|------5----------3---------1----------x--|
B|------7----------5---------3----------x--|
G|------6----------4---------2----------x--|
D|------7----------5---------3----------3--|
A|------5----------3---------1----------3--|
E|------5----------3---------1----------3--|

INTRO: A   G   G* x2


VERSE 1
 A
Talkin' about my new french girlfriend
           G
we met yesterday her name's Renee
        F                 A
armpit hairs and black berets.
     G              F                    A
she drinks her coffee on ambrettes
     G          F                          A
she always looks like she's depressed
     G          F                                  A            A   G   A   G   G*
she smokes before, during, and after sex yeah.

VERSE 2
Talkin' about my new french girlfriend
dresses like a mime likes cheese and wine and we share the same bra size.
And she made me grow a thin mustache
and now i look just like her dad
coincidentally his name is Renee too yeah


BRIDGE
       G            F                A
And when we kiss nothin' but tongue
       G            F                A
she hasn't showered in a month
       G            F                             A            A   G   A   G   G*
and did i mention the bitch don't like to shower.