Em 
Take you to the cinema 
      D 
and leave you in a Wimpy Bar -- 
    C 
you tell me that we've gone to far -- 
      Am           D 
come running up to me. 
Em 
Make the scene at Cousin Jack's -- 
        D 
leave him put the bottles back -- 
C 
mends his glasses that I cracked -- 
      Am              D 
well that's one up to me. 
Em
Buy a silver cloud to ride -
      D
pack the tennis club inside - 
    C
trouser cuffs hung far too wide - 
      Am           D
well it was up to me. 
Em
Tyres down on your bicicle - 
        D
your nose feels like an icicle - 
C
the yellow fingered smoky girl 
Am              D
is looking up to me. 
Em                A7       Em 
Well I'm a common working man 
Em       A7       Em      A7 
with a half of bitter -- bread and jam 
Am9            A7      C  A7              C 
and if it pleases me I'll put one on you pan -- 
Am9          A7               C        Em 
when the copper fades away. 

Em 
The rainy season comes to pass - 
D
the day-glo pirate sinks at last - 
     C
and if I laughed a bit to fast. 
Am           D
Well it was up to me