Em  D   G  Em 
 
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C           D       
on Preston platform 
       G                 Em 
do the soft shoe shuffle dance 
C              D         
brush away the cigarette ash thats
G                A 
Fallen down your pants 
C                  D           
and then you sadly wonder 
         G                    Em     
does the nurse treat your old man 
            D 
The way she should
C                                
She made you tea 
      G                Em 
Asked for your autograph 
           D 
what a laugh