C                   G
Pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friend
D                                        C          D
Makin' the same mistakes, we swear we'll never make again
C                             G
Pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends
D                   C                  G
We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren

[Verse]
          D
About the time I called this guy - it was four in the morning
C                         G                    C  D   G   C  D   G
Teach me the words to the song I was humming - mm-hm hmm, mm-hm hmm
         D                                            C                 G
He just laughed and he said that the ole grey cat is sneakin' down the hall
D                                              C               D
But all he wants to know is who in the hell is paying for his call

[Chorus]
                    G
Pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friend
D                                        C          D
Makin' the same mistakes, we swear we'll never make again
C                             G
Pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends
D                   C                  G
We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren

[Verse]
         D
How this Nunn called me up, it was eight in the morning
C                         G                 C  D  G    C  D  G
Wanted to know how in the world am I doin', mm-hm hmm, mm-hm hmm
        D                                           C              G
He just laughed and he said get it together boy and fall on by the house
D                                     C                       D
Some Gonzo buddies would like to play anything you're picking now

[Chorus]
                     G
Pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friend
 D                                        C          D
Makin' the same mistakes, we swear we'll never make again
 C                             G
Pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends
 D                   C                  G
We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren

[Verse]
        D
Now we worked and we suffered and struggled
C                 G
Makin' our record till we got it right
D                                       C                G
Now we're waiting on the check to come sneaking down the hall
D           C        G
  like that old time feeling
D                               C                    G
That we never should have ever put the record out at all

[Outro]
         C         D              G              Em
That the answer my friend is just pissin' in the wind
    C         D              G
The answer is pissin' in the sink