F#m - A - D - B - A - F#m [Verse 1] F#m A Last night I had a little altercation D They wobbled menacingly B A Beneath the yellow street light it became a situation F#m Well, they wanted my brand new phone A With all the pictures of the kids and the wife D B A A struggle ensued and then fat children took my life [Chorus] F#m Fat children took my life F#m Fat children took my life F#m Fat children took my life F#m A D B A F#m [Verse 2] F#m A Well, some passers-by took me to the station D The police force was elsewhere B A Putting bullets in some guy's head for no particular reason F#m A So I died in the back of the cab, but I'll be back to haunt them D This thing does not end here B A My spirit walks the streets of Tottenham Singin' [Chorus] F#m Fat children took my life F#m Fat children took my life F#m Fat children took my life F#m A D B A F#m [Bridge] E F#m Ah, the parents are the problem C# D Givin' birth to maggots without the sense to become flies C# F F#m So pander to your pampered little princess of such enormous size