[Primeira Parte]

Am              Bm
Peel away your lies (Ew!)
 C            G
Layer after layer they hide
 Am             Bm
Gouging out my eyes (Ahh!)
 C                      G
You made them burn, and now you'll pay the price
 Am          Bm
I'm your 9 to 5
 C                G
Revolve around my entire life

[Pré-Refrão]

F
Brush your teeth, you onion boy
 Em
You brush them all for everyone but me

[Refrão]

 Am           Bm
So sweetly, add a little flavor
 C                  D
Then hit with your crocodile tears for fun
Am             Bm
This dish is something for the papers
 C                 D
Call Gordon, he'd love to hear your vocal run
 Am          Bm
Pay some respect to your neighbors
 C                  D
Everyone around here says to
F
Brush your teeth you onion boy
Em
You brush them all for everyone but me

[Segunda Parte]

Am             Bm
You're a do or die
 C           G
Foreign to a man with no eyes
 Am           Bm
Single out my mind (Free)
C              G
Tell him everything I want to try
 Am               Bm
You're a cause of sighs (Yeah!)
 C                   G
A military couldn't fight

[Pré-Refrão]

 F
Brush your teeth, you onion boy
 Em
You brush them all for everyone but me

[Refrão]

 Am          Bm
So sweetly, add a little flavor
C                      D
Then hit with your crocodile tears for fun
 Am             Bm
This dish is something for the papers
 C                  D
Call Gordon, he'd love to hear your vocal run
Am         Bm
Pay some respect to your neighbors
C               D
Everyone around here says to
F
Brush your teeth you onion boy
  Em
You brush them all for everyone but me

[Ponte]

 Am           G
What you lay down
 D
Comes around

Don't you ever forget
Am           C
What comes around
     D
Goes around
           D
Don't you ever forget
 Am          C
What comes around
       D
Goes around
                 D
Don't you ever forget
 Am          C
What comes around
       D
Goes around
                F
Don't you ever forget

[Refrão Final]

Am            Bm
So sweetly, add a little flavor
 C                      D
Then hit with your crocodile tears for fun
Am              Bm
This dish is something for the papers
 C                  D
Call Gordon, he'd love to hear your vocal run
 Am          Bm
Pay some respect to your neighbors
 C                   D
Everyone around here says to
 F
Brush your teeth you onion boy
Em
You brush them all for everyone but me

 Am           Bm
So sweetly, add a little flavor
 C                     Dm
Then hit with your crocodile tears for fun
 Am                Bm
This dish is something for the papers
 C                 Dm
Call Gordon, he'd love to hear your vocal run
 Am          Bm
Pay some respect to your neighbors
 C          Dm
Everyone around here says to
 F
Brush your teeth you onion boy
 Em
You brush them all for everyone but me