C                       F    C
You dear momma bound up by a chain
C                          F    C
Wrapped up all-around your tiny waist
C                           Em        F
The other ends tied up to a telephone pole
F          Em            G                     C
Got nobody left to call, stuck at the old game show

[Verse]
C                           F   C
A local goddess never tells the truth
C                           F    C
Striking fast the movements stays loose
C                             Em        F
Reminisce the glory days of a time long ago
F                      Em             G               C
She spins the wheel in stiletto heels on the old game show

[Verse]
C                               F    C
There's a man who claims he's a Gemini
C                                  F       C
He's six foot six he's bigger than you and I
C                                             Em          F
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but he does have a throne
F                       Em           G               C
He won the world and he won the girl on the old game show

[Bridge]
C                                           F    C
Mommas in the kitchen cookin' up a batch of sexy lays
C                                F                C
I know that she loves me but she hate my charmin' way
C       F                               G                   C
But she never went to college, so she's got an awful lot to say

[Verse]
C                                F  C
So please flip the switch before we leave
C                           F  C
And nothing here is left to my mystery
C                                      Em                 F        F
Tried to forget what happened here and all the things you know
F                          Em       G                     C
The lights go down and the curtains close on the old game show