E|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|-7-7-----7---7----4-4-2-|
D|-7-7-----7---7----4-4-2-|
A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--2-2-0-|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--2-2-0-| reapeat x4


[Verse 1]

funeral expense commercial
kids cutting birthday cake – i am the jealous one

i remember that shirt – i got a bunch of bleach on it
i liked it that way too

i am an ugly brunette
i want to have a lonely child

E|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|-7-7-----7---7----4-4-2-|
D|-7-7-----7---7----4-4-2-| x12
A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--2-2-0-|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--2-2-0-|

E|--------------------|
B|--------------------|
G|-4-2--------------7-|
D|-4-2--4h5p4h5-4-2-7-| x2
A|-2-0--------------5-|
E|-2-0--------------5-|


[last verse:]

i'll be patient with you
that's the way the garden grows
the gardener forgets 

E|------------------------|
B|------------------------|
G|-7-7-----7---7----4-4-2-|
D|-7-7-----7---7----4-4-2-| x4
A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--2-2-0-|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--2-2-0-|