INTRO:

D7 G7 D7 G7


VERSE 1:

D7                                G7

   Judith, come and get your apples

D7                       G7

   Don't expect not to be scratched

C                         C7

   Let them ferment in your hotbed

F                        A7

   Looks to me like your pilchards've hatched



CHORUS 1:

         D7             G7                 D7     G7

You said Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's a mystic trip

D7             G7                 D7

Hey, hey, hey, hey, why don't you try it?


D7 G7 D7 G7


VERSE 2:

D7                      G7

   Trevor, come and shave your playmates

D7                           G7

   The bells are slowing down, the sacrifice is due

C                                       C7

Do you have to take the choice between a single line and a thin line of a

  F                                           A7

Wrinkled finger, well, you wouldn't know which part of the body it would suit you


CHORUS 2:

D7             G7                 D7     G7

Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's a mystic trip

D7             G7                 D7

Hey, hey, hey, hey, why don't you try it?


D7 G7 D7 G7


VERSE 3:

D7                     G7

   Janice, don't go and squat in the nettles

D7                                   G7

 Last week three people came in to be dignified and they all got stung

C                 C7
 
   Lucy put a bean in her nostril, and

    F                                  A7

Mr. Watkins said Well, where there's a barrel, there's a bung


CHORUS 3 / OUTRO:

D7             G7                 D7     G7

Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's a mystic trip

D7             G7                 D7

Hey, hey, hey, hey, why don't you try it?

D7             G7                 D7     G7

Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's a mystic trip

D7             G7                 D7

Hey, hey, hey, hey, why don't you try it?

D7                 D5