G
 Keeping your poop in a jar,
D
 Til the day you come back 
                       Am
so I don't forget just what you are.
         C            D         G     C  D  
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar.

[Verse]
C
 You thought you took everything, 
G                         D
but you left something behind for me.
C
I scooped it out, I bottled it up, 
        G                       D
now its there on a stand by the bed 
             C           Em
to remind me case I ever forget.
C                     D
You're just a piece of poop.

[Interlude]
G D Am C D G C D
G D Am C D G C D
Let me testify

[Verse]
C
 I had a moment of weakness once
     G                    D
so I opened the lid for a smell.
C
 It all came back to me baby.
    G               D     
One vaporous rush I remembered you well.
C                Em
How could I ever forget, 
C                           D
 Aw that you're a piece of... poop.

[Chorus]
G
 Keeping your poop in a jar,
D
 Til the day you come back 
                       Am
so I don't forget just what you are.
         C            D         G    
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar.
       C      D 
Now, ho everybody sing.

[Outro]
C            D         G
Keeping your poop in a jar.
C            D         Em
Keeping your poop in a jar,
C               D         G
Keeping your, a poop in a jar.