G
Keeping your poop in a jar
D/F
Til the day you come back
                       A
so I don't forget just what you are
         C            D         G     C  D
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar


[Verse]

C
You thought you took everything
G                         D
but you left something behind for me
C
I scooped it out I bottled it up
        G                       D/F
now its there on a stand by the bed
             C           Em
to remind me case I ever forget
C                     D
You're just a piece of poop

[Chorus]

(violin break: with chorus chords)
(mandolin break: with chorus chords)

Let me testify

[Verse]
C
I had a moment of weakness once
     G                    D
so I opened the lid for a smell
C
It all came back to me baby
    G               D/F
One vaporous rush I remembered you well
C                Em
How could I ever forget
C                           D
Aw that you're a piece of poop



[Chorus]
G
Keeping your poop in a jar
D
Til the day you come back
                       Am
so I don't forget just what you are
         C            D         G
Yeah I'm keeping your poop in a jar
       C      D
Now ho everybody sing

[Chorus]

C            D         G
Keeping your poop in a jar
C            D         E
Keeping your poop in a jar
C               D         G
Keeping your a poop in a jar