G                                                Em
I hate the way that I look in my own clothes, I wear my wife's when I go into town
             G                                                 Em
You think it's gross when I'm wearing her pantyhose, you call me sick and you call me a clown
      G                                                Em
I think I may I think I might have human tonight. Don't come to me 'cause I'm coming to you
      G                                                 Em
I think I may I think I might have you for a bite, I'm gonna cook me up some human stew

[Pre-Chorus 1]
C                                             D
'Cause transvestites can be cannibals too, and I'll feel better after I eat you
C                                            D
'Cause I hate people when they're not polite, and if you end up on my table then it serves you right!

[Chorus]
        G       D       Em               C
And when I was young I wore my sister's clothes
    G                D               Em            C
I liked to paint my nails and I had secrets no one knows
     G            D              Em           C
But now that I'm grown up I cook dinner for my wife
        G         D             Em             C
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife

G  Em   x2

[Verse 2]
G                               Em
I hate the popular people, cause I ain't popular
G                                 Em
I'll eat these words tomorrow, cause I'm bipolar
   G                              Em
It's ok to be different, unless you're all by yourself
    G                                     Em
You think you're so fuckin' special but you're just like everyone else

[Pre-Chorus 2]
C                                  D
I just don't understand the reason why I sin
C                                D
Why can't I be a bigger man and walk away when
C                                  D
You tear me down and make me feel like I'm worth nothing
C                                   D
But then again, I'm sure that you deserve what you'll be getting

[Chorus]
        G       D       Em               C
And when I was young I wore my sister's clothes
    G                D               Em            C
I liked to paint my nails and I had secrets no one knows
     G            D              Em           C
But now that I'm grown up I cook dinner for my wife
        G         D             Em             C
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife

[Instrumental]
G  Em   x6

[Verse 3]
G                                Em
So you don't like being tied up? Well, I don't like being me
            G                  Em
You're so shallow-minded, you think I'm only what you see
         G                              Em
Take me out of the herd and put me on display in front of your friends
         G                            Em
Not knowing this mistake could lead to your miserable end

[Bridge]
    G         D             Em             C
'Cause I'm rude, I'm ugly, I'm everything you hate
        G       D         Em            C
And I'm here, tonight, to put you on my plate
        G             D                Em                 C
I don't care for your opinion, I don't want your point of view
  G                 D          Em             C
Tonight I'll have a feast with compliments to you

[Chorus]
        G       D       Em               C
And when I was young I wore my sister's clothes
    G                D               Em            C
I liked to paint my nails and I had secrets no one knows
     G            D              Em           C
But now that I'm grown up I cook dinner for my wife
        G         D             Em             C
I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife