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Stale Craig on the guitar; Dean Almond on the drums
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Vocals: Mick Exclusion Zone; bass was down to me.
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We sprayed more than we played; our name was everywhere
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In the grime on lorries bound for Harwich and beyond.


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"More Brawn", I'm Out On Bail", "She Looks Like Alan Gilzean",
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"No Spare", and there we were - we had our first E.P.
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Our Steve said we were dire, though he was truly square
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We were "Urge For Offal" on the outskirts of our minds.

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Two shit gigs supporting "Harsh" and interest started to wane
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And Stale Craig decided that he didn't like his brain.
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"Pear Halves", "State Of The Art", "Your Traumas Are Absurd",
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We were "Urge For Offal" on the outskirts of our minds.
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The best time of our lives
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Pear halves: Libby's - all for me      UFO.