A                             D           A
In front of the bar staff the bands still play
                         D      A
So I get on my knees and really pray
                             D        A
Ask for inspiration from the boys up above
                               D       A
Handed down a plan which seems simple enough.


        D       G        A          D              G      A
Another bright idea from Gabriel to keep the small clubs afloat
             D      G       A
We should be sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums.


                                    D        A
Find a group that pulls a crowd and get them booked
                                     D          A
Then describe to companies how their name would look
                                   D       A
Plastered round the area where the punters mass
                                  D    A
Ten times more effective than the underpass.


       D       G        A          D              G      A
It’s a bright idea from Gabriel to keep the small clubs afloat
             D      G       A
We should be sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums!


D                   A     C                    G
Wine and dine Keith Prowse. Ask him if he’d be interested in
  D               A      C                 G                            D     A     A  D A (x4)
A deal with David Prowse, whereby everyone gets to the gig all safe and sound.


                             D       A
Come on everybody there’s no time to waste
                       D            A
Ernie Ball, Rotosound, Zildjian and Paiste
                              D           A
Common misconceptions will be left at the door
                                   D  A
And Sparks won’t come from Germany anymore.


        D      G      A           D             G      A
So it’s thumbs up for Gabriel for keeping small clubs afloat
      D      G       A
We’re sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums!


D                   A     C                    G
Wine and dine Keith Prowse. Ask him if he’d be interested in
  D               A      C                 G               D            A
A deal with David Prowse, whereby everyone gets to the gig all safe and sound
C                     G            D                A
 And in this way your club will be saved from the JCB
C                     G                         D  A    A  D A (x7)
 And in this way your club will be saved from JCB.

                    D              A                              D              A
Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.  Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.
                    D              A                              D              A
Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.  Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.
                    D              A                              D              A
Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.  Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.
                    D              A
Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.