C                                 F
  I lost my Barbour in Twickenham car park
            C                   G7
Seems I was fazed by my varsity gal,
               C                   F
Through Donald Sinden’s theatrical memories
   C                     G7              C
We laughed a while until Libby had to go home.

          C                           F
I left my Chomsky at the Waterstone’s book launch
        C            G7
Umberto Eco, Iranian crepes,
            C                   F
Great uncle Corduroy invited us down to his gite
      C                    G7                   C
Fresh bread, Kaleidoscope, Kinder Scout and Mam Tor.


(instr as verse)

          C                  F
I blew my Giro on debts and essentials
         C                      G7
Cosi Fan Tutte – I’ll miss you again,
            C                     F
I asked for water, they sent me a final demand
     C             G7                 C          G7 C  G7 C
Placepot Uttoxeter down by one thirty-five.