A                               E
Well you say you only watch documentaries
                                          A
And that bad cold you've got - that's the flu
                                D
And that book that you foisted upon me
A          E             A
I'll never read it, will you?
        D                     A
Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
         E                          A
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
        D                      A
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason
                      E        A
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
                            E
Was it you who invented the school run?
                             A
At the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul?
                                     D
And is it you who's to stone for the motorway cone
      A             E      A
Barry Venison and Davina McCall?
        D                     A
Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
         E                          A
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
        D                      A
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason
                      E        A       
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
 
Ah,regain it for me Rodney!    (instr. A E E A A D A E A)
           A                           E
Well we've both seen your personalised reg plates
                                A
And it's not the worst crime I agree
                                   D
But we both know full well that it really should spell
  A   E     A
T-W-A-T O-N-E.
        D                     A
Did you play in the Garden of Eden?
         E                          A
Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed?
        D                      A
'Cos it seems to me you're the reason
                      E        A
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.
                      E        A
You're the reason why Paradise Lost,
                      E        A
You're the reason why Paradise Lost.