A
 M-A-U-G-E-R
                       
Ivan Mauger robbed my car.

D A (x8)

D                   A
Christian Salvesen, Ryder
D              A
Curries of Dumfries
D               A
Norbert Dentressangle
D               A
North Staffs Police.

D A (x4)

D              A
Knutsford City Limits
D       A
TNT Overnight
D                      A
Born on a central reservation
D                 A
Died on a caravan site.

D A (x4)

A
 K-R-O-K-U-S

Krokus know my home address.

D A (x8)

D                       A
Dad, can I have another pear drop?
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Dad can I have another drink?
D                        A
Dad, how deep d’y’reckon that is?
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Dad are we nearly there yet?

D A (x4)  A   D A (x24)

A
Yngwie, Yngwie Malmsteen