C  F G  C  F G  C

C                 F        G         C       F
Girlfriend's said that she no longer likes me
C        F        G               C
Reckon I know why she thinks this way:
                C    F                 C
It's 'cos I'm a trog, and I've got mad sideys
F              C                 G    G7
And my gait is strange - so they say.


C                 F      G             C           F
Some blokes don't neatly stencil their flight case
C                     F          G              C
And some blokes don't take apart valve amps for fun
                  C   F                   C
But when you're a trog and you've got mad sideys
F                C                 G    G7
And your gait is strange - so they say.


C          Bb              F          G7
And when I swear it's in a mellow way
C          Bb        F                 C
Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol
           Bb             F        G7
To Point of Ayr I like to get away
C         Bb       F                C    
And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl.


C  F G  C  F G  C

C          F         G           C     F
Got my weed and I've got my Sven Hassel
C            F       G         C
Omni stacked tenfold under the bed
            C    F                 C
In my rugby shirt signed by Justin Hayward
F               C             G    G7
I will rule the world playing Risk.


C                 F               G         C        F
I was born with a twelve string acoustic in my mouth
C             F              G           C
Midwife fixed springs to the soles of my feet
              C   F                 C
And now I'm a trog and I've got mad sideys
F              C                 G    G7
And my gait is strange - so they say.


C          Bb              F          G7
And when I swear it's in a mellow way
C          Bb        F                 C
Swiss Army knife and every shade of Humbrol
            Bb            F        G7
To Point of Ayr I like to get away
C         Bb       F                C
And in my dreams I take a beautiful girl.