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Hey mister, where you headed?
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Are you in a hurry?
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I need a lift to happy hour
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Say oh no

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Do you brake for distilled spirits?
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I need a break as well
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The well that inebriates the guilt
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Cold turkey's getting stale
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tonight I'm eating crow
B   A      G#    G
Fermented salmonella poison oh no

B          A              G#           G
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
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And now I'm dehydrating
B   A         G#       G
My tongue is swelling up, I say
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E          F#          B    A       G#  G
Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
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I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride

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There's a drought at the fountain of youth
B            A     G#    G
And now I'm dehydrating
B   A         G#       G
My tongue is swelling up, I say

Shit!

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E          F#          B    A       G#  G
Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
E                          F#
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride

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   Hitchin' a ride 

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