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[First Part]

B                                                             
Hey old man in woman's shoes 

I wonder if he knows 
            E
I think he's crazy
B                                                                       E
When he was young did he have dreams 

Of wearing woman's shoes and being crazy?

[Chorus]

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It makes me wonder when I grow to be that age
     B            E                 A                   F#
Will I be walking down the street begging for your spare change
   B                E        A           F#
Or will I grow that old? Will I still be around?
    B           E             A             F#
The way I carry on I'll end up six feet underground
           A
And waste away

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[Segunda Parte]

B                                      
When the old man was in school 
                                  E
Did the golden rule make him go crazy
B
Or did he hide away from hopes behind 

A smile and smoking dope
       E
It's crazy

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[Bridge]

B                       A
It seems so frightening, time passes by like lightning
G#                                F#
Before you know it you're struck down
B                        A
I always waste my time on my chemical emotions
G#                          F#
It keeps my head spinning around
           A
And waste away

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