DGDG
[Verse 1]
DG
Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous
DG
and medical pot is really strong.
DG
That's why it's so hard in California,
D
to get your weed card,
GDG
unless something's really wrong.
[Interlude]
DGDG
[Verse 2]
DG
Gonna pay a visit to my doctor.
DG
It's a long shot but I gotta try.
DGDG
He hands me a list of all the ailments I can have to qualify.
A
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.
DGDG
a Government supply to get legally high.
[Chorus]
EmAD
Weed card, that's what I need
GEmABm
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
F#mGA
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
D
a prescription.
[Interlude]
DGDG
[Verse 3]
DGDG
You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams, or anxiety,
DGDG
Propensity for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity
DGDG
Too fat too thin, either way you win.
DGDG
Carpal tunnel syndrome, color blindness, st-stuttering, t-tooth decay.
DGDG
Fatigue, depression, motion sickness, impotence, or TMJ.
A
You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your motherfucking tourettes.
DGDG
It's a dream come true, there's nothing pot can't do.
[Chorus]
EmAD
Weed card, that's what I need
GEmABm
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
F#mGA
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
D
a prescription.
[Interlude]
GDG
[Bridge]
Dm
Break it down now, got back pain, need Mary Jane,
Dm
can't handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache,
Dm
gotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.
Am
Get fucked up for your hyperhidrosis,
Fmaj7
which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis!
DGDG
It's not a crime, it's 420 time
[Chorus]
EmAD
Weed card, that's what I need
GEmABm
hardly ever OK always but it's not an
F#mGA
addiction cause my doctor gave me,
D
a prescription.