It's midnight in the art gallery
Buttering a nappy so sensuously
There's no bulbs in his gaff, no paint on the walls
He spreads the blood across his face and lights up his balls
Willem dafoe- using chandeliers for sex
He likes to smoke the blow
Willem is a pretty intense guy

Hey, dafoe!
He cut off his own dick years ago
Smoke the blow!
Roll 'em up in your lamborghini driving real slow

Offering food with no trousers on
Smashing up a nine bar- cigar anyone?
I never realised everything was so sexy
Nude in the dark- there's a fan on willem's willy

I've seen all your films before
I thought your name was william 'til I was 24
Urbane and astute
Ass out clause on every film that he shoots

Hey, dafoe!
He cut off his own dick years ago
Smoke the blow!
Roll 'em up in your lamborghini driving real slow

Socks vest mickey- sorry all genders no time for a quickie
His unit is sticky
Willem dafoe, he smokes the blow, and don't you know,
We outtie, yo!