A       Bm          E
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey
D                    E
Cause the unscalable goal
N.C.
What’s the Rumpus?
A D A E A D E
A Bm A D A Bm C#m D

[Verse]
A                                  D
I came home late on a Sunday, the house was a screaming zoo
E D                                         E
I couldn't tell if it was a party or a full on wrecking crew
A                      D                            E
Barrels of Booze in my bathroom, Bodies all over my floor
E         D                         E          A
They were charging me a cover at my own front door!

[Chorus]
E
When the whole thing's over,
E
there's gonna be hell to pay
E               D
'Cause when its upside, downside, inside out,
E
 what more can you say?
A       Bm          E
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
A        Bm         E
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
A       Bm          E
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
D                    E     N.C
Cause the unscalable goal? What's the Rumpus?
A D A E A D E


[Verse]
A                  E                D                 E
A pack of Peruvian peddlers, giving Guinness to their llamas
E        D                         E
One came out of my bedroom, he was wearing my best pajamas
A                           D               E
Half a dozen dancers doing Hornpipes on the bar
E          D                             E                  A
Something running in the kitchen, and it might have been my car

[Chorus]
E
When the whole thing's over,
E
there's gonna be hell to pay
E               D
'Cause when its upside, downside, inside out,
E
 what more can you say?
A       Bm          E
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
A       Bm          E
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
A       Bm          E
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
D                    E     N.C.
Cause the unscalable goal? What's the Rumpus?
A D A E A D E
A Bm C#m D
A Bm C#m D

[Verse]
A                               D                            E
Walshie's waltzing with a tree, Pete and Podge were on their backs
E                              D          E
Drunken Monkey's drinking draino and the guarda's in the jacks
A                                  D                      E
People hanging out my windows, and bowling down my hall
D                                  E                A
Mad Music loud enough to shake the shingles off the wall

[Chorus]
E
When the whole thing's over,
E
there's gonna be hell to pay
E               D
'Cause when its upside, downside, inside out,
E
 what more can you say?
E7
 what more can you say?
E7
 what more can you say?
A       Bm          E
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
A       Bm          E
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
A       Bm          E
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
D                    E
Cause the unscalable goal? What's the Rumpus?

[Outro]
A   N.C.
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
N.C.
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
N.C.
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
N.C.
Cause the unscalable goal? What's the Rumpus?
A       Bm          E
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
A       Bm          E
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
A       Bm          E
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
D                    E
Cause the unscalable goal? What's the Rumpus?
A       Bm          E
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
A       Bm          E
Hey Pah da-da-da-da yah hah hey What's the Rumpus?
A
Hey