C  = 133211

[Intro:] (Am G) x2

[Verse:]
      Am
I'll tell you a story that happened to me
     G
One day as I went down to Yawl by the sea
     Am                        C          G
The sun it was bright and the day it was warm,
     Am           G             Am    G  Am
Says I, "a quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm"

I went in to the barman, and says "give me a stout"
Says the barman, "I'm sorry, all the beer is sold out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten years in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I've heard that it's good."

[Chorus:]
    Am
Oh never, oh never, oh never again
      G
If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten
          Am                       C           G
'Cause I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
        Am        G           Am     G   Am
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up