Intro: G

G
Come on, now get your ass out of bed
G
You heard what the man said
G                    A
The crew is already gone
        B                       F         C   G
We were all kinda high, but man what were you on?

G 
Tried to take a shuttle to Spain
G
They kicked me off the plane
G                    A
I guess I'll go to Japan
              B                      F         C   G
Where it all looks the same when you stump for the man

Bm
And down in the valley we crawl in the alley
    Am
Who knew the 101 was so long?
  Bb                         C            G
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song

G
Sake in aluminum cans
G
It fell in the wrong hands
G                          A
And now we're chewing the scene
    B                F     C    G
Stumbling out of the Lexington Queen

G
Walking through a German hotel
G
And not walking very well
G                  A
I gotta get to the van
   B                      F       C  G
Excuse me, I'm weaving as fast as I can

Bm
And Tom won't admit he got lost in the city
     Am
He's saying that the directions are wrong
  Bb                         C            G
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song 
  Bb                         C            G
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song 

G G G A B F C G x 2 (Same as verse)

Bm
And down in the valley we crawl in the alley
    Am
Who knew the 101 was so long?
  Bb                         C            G
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song
  Bb                         C            G
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song
  Bb                         C            G
Before you get sold, you get bought for a song