Too many dicks on the dance floor.....
E|---------------------|
B|---------------------|
G|---------------------| X2
D|-6-------------6-----|
A|-6-----4-2-----6-----|
E|-4---------4-2-4-----|

Goin to the party....
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------3--------6-6----6/4--4-------------|
D|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--6-6----6/4--4-------------|
A|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--4-4----4/2--2----4-2------|
E|--4--4----4/2--2-----2-----------------------4-2--|

E|----------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------3--------4-4----4/6------------4-----------|
D|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--4-4----4/6---6-4------4-----------|
A|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--2-2----2/4-------6-4--2--4-2------|
E|--4--4----4/2--2-----2-------------------------------4-2--|

Tell the players, make it understood....
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------3--------6-6----6/4--4-------------|
D|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--6-6----6/4--4-------------|
A|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--4-4----4/2--2----4-2------|
E|--4--4----4/2--2-----2-----------------------4-2--|

E|---------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------|
G|---------------3--------4-4----4/6-----|
D|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--4-4----4/6-----|
A|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--2-2----2/4-----|
E|--4--4----4/2--2-----2-----------------|

Too many dicks on the dance floor.....Easy to fix!...
E|---------------------|
B|---------------------|
G|---------------------|
D|-6-------------6-----|
A|-6-----4-2-----6-----|
E|-4---------4-2-4-----|

Too many dudes with too many dicks....
E|-----------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------|
G|---------------3-------4-4----4/6--6-----------|
D|--6--6----6/4--4-------4-4----4/6--6-----------|
A|--6--6----6/4--4-------2-2----2/4--4---4-2-----|
E|--4--4----4/2--2---------------------------4-2-|

E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|---------------3-------4-4----6-6-----|
D|--6--6----6/4--4-------4-4----6-6-----|
A|--6--6----6/4--4-------2-2----4-4-----|
E|--4--4----4/2--2----------------------|

Bridge Section
E|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------4-----------6----------|
D|--6-----------4-----------4-----------6----------|
A|--6--4-2------4--4-2------2--4-2------4--4-2-----|
E|--4------4-2--2------4-2---------4-2---------4-2-|


Breakdown

I just improvise, all off of this chord + the little riff

E|---| + ---------|
B|---| + ---------|
G|---| + ---------|
D|-6-| + ---------|
A|-6-| + -4-2-----|
E|-4-| + -----4-2-|