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[Verse 1]
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I woke up this morning and had pizza for breakfast
                    A                 E
Because I felt like shit and I looked like shit
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And I thought that it'd be appropriate for me

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[Verse 2]
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Lights, bookshelves and flowers
       G#m
That's oddly specific
     F#m
This song is so wordy
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Maybe I should have written it down

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[Verse 3]
             A                    E
Well Nikki I hope you're doing better
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If I were around I'd bring you flowers
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And we would watch James and the Giant Peach for hours, hours, hours

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[Verse 4]
          A                  G#m
Last time Jordan was over we threw fruit at trees
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They were oranges that were resting by your feet
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The landlord drove by and then he scolded me
            A                     E
I said "you don't even know, I am twenty years old
         A                          D
Which is a little too grown just to do as I'm told
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My judgement is clean, I'm as right as can be
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I'm as right as triangles at ninety degrees

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[Verse 5]
          A                E
Chelsie I forgot your cats name
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I hope it doesn't put you in a bad place
                   A                     E
Because I know you used to name your guinea pigs
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After Harry Potter characters


[Outro]
          A             E
This is a song about nothing
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This is a song about everything
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This is a song about whatever you want it to be