D                   C
  I know a girl who   thinks of ghosts
D                            C
  She'll make you breakfast,   she'll make you toast
D                           C
  But she don't use butter,   and she don't use cheese
G                        A
  She don't use jelly or   any of these
         D     C       G
She uses vaa   aass   eline
D    C      G
Vaa  aass  eline
D    C      G
Vaa  aass  eline

D    C      G


[Verse 2]

D                  C
  I know a guy who   goes to shows
D                       C
  When he's at home and   he blows his nose
D                      C
  He don't use tissues   or his sleeve
G                         A
  He don't use napkins or   any of these
        D    C      G
He uses maa  aagg  azines
D    C      G
Maa  aagg  azines
D    C      G
Maa  aagg  azines
D   G    A      G  A
Maa aaa gazines

| D     G    A |(A)    G  A  | x3


[Verse 3]

D                   C
  I know a girl who   reminds me of Cher
D                       C
  She's always changing   the color of her hair
D                           C
  But she don't use nothing   that you buy at the store
G                       A
  She likes her hair to   be real orange
         D    C     G
She uses taa  aann  gerines
D     C     G
Taa   aann  gerines
D     C     G
Taa   aann  gerines
D     G     A        G  A
Taa   aann  gerines
D     G     A        G  A
Taa   aann  gerines
D     G     A        G  A
Taa   aann  gerines

| D     G    A |(A)    G  A  |
| D     G    A |(A)
                    (yeah)