G                       D7
Somebody's moggy by the side of the road
D7                      G
Somebody's pussy who forgot his highway code
C                             G                 A7
Someone's favorite feline who ran clean out of luck
        D7                              D            D7
When he ran on to the road and tried to argue with a truck


[Verse 2]

G                                     D7
Yesterday he purred and played in his pussy paradise
D7                            G
Decapitating tweety birds and masticating mice
         C                                     G                 A7
Now he's just six pounds of raw mincemeat that don't smell very nice
     G        D     G
He's nobody's moggy now


[Verse 3]

G                          D7
You who love your pussy be sure to keep him in
D7                                    G
Don't let him argue with a truck, the truck is bound to win
C                             G               A7
And upon the busy road, don't let him play or frolic
D7                           D                   D7
If you do I'm warning you it could be cat.... astrophic


[Verse 4]

G                                        D7
If he tries to play on the roadway, I'm afraid that will be that
D7                                             G
There will be one last despairing meow! And a sort of squelchy splat
           C                             G          A7
And your pussy will be slightly dead and very, very flat
     G        D           G                    C
He's nobody's moggy, just red and squashed and soggy
     G        D     G
He's nobody's moggy now, houuummmmm