G D7
Somebody's moggy by the side of the road
D7 G
Somebody's pussy who forgot his highway code
C G A7
Someone's favorite feline who ran clean out of luck
D7 D D7
When he ran on to the road and tried to argue with a truck
[Verse 2]
G D7
Yesterday he purred and played in his pussy paradise
D7 G
Decapitating tweety birds and masticating mice
C G A7
Now he's just six pounds of raw mincemeat that don't smell very nice
G D G
He's nobody's moggy now
[Verse 3]
G D7
You who love your pussy be sure to keep him in
D7 G
Don't let him argue with a truck, the truck is bound to win
C G A7
And upon the busy road, don't let him play or frolic
D7 D D7
If you do I'm warning you it could be cat.... astrophic
[Verse 4]
G D7
If he tries to play on the roadway, I'm afraid that will be that
D7 G
There will be one last despairing meow! And a sort of squelchy splat
C G A7
And your pussy will be slightly dead and very, very flat
G D G C
He's nobody's moggy, just red and squashed and soggy
G D G
He's nobody's moggy now, houuummmmm
