Intro         [x7]
E|---------------|
B|---------------|
G|---------------|
D|---3-0---0-----|
A|-------3-------|
E|---------------|

Verse      [x16]
E|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|----------------|
D|---3^-0---0-0-0-|
A|-------3--------|
E|----------------|

Bridge

"There's a hole...."
   Dm              C            [x3]             C
E|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---| E-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
B|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1---| B-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-|
G|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---| G-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
D|-----------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---| D-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-|
A|-----------------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---| A-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
E|-----------------------------------| E---------------------------------|

Chorus
                          [x2]                                      [x2]
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------3-------------3------------------3-6-3-----------3-----|
G|---------------------------5----------------------------------5---|
D|--5^-5-3--------5^-5-3------------5^-5-3----------5^-5-3----------|
A|---------5-------------5------------------5---------------5-------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|

"Mondays is for drinking to the Seldom Seen Kid"

                                    [x2]
E|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|-3-0-0-0-3-0-0-0-3-5-5^-5-3-5-3----------|
A|----------------------------------5-3----|
E|-----------------------------------------|

Pre-Verse bit

E|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------|
D|-0-0-0-0-3-5-6-5-3-0-0-0-3-5-6-5---|
A|-----------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------|

Verse Again

Bridge

The same, but with a longer C chord at the end which becomes

E|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|------------------|
D|-3-5-3-5-3-5-3-5--| (Fs slightly bent)
A|------------------|
E|------------------|