Cm G7 Cm G7 D G G#7

[Verse 1]

Cm
Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me
       G7       G
If you kiss me, mister, I might tell my sister
     Cm
If I tell her, mister, she might tell my mother
       G7      G
And my mother, mister, she might tell my father
        Cm                                       C     G7             G
And my father, mister, he won't be too happy and he'll have his lawyer
                           Cm
Come up from the city and arrest you, mister
              D                      D7     G    G#7
So I wouldn't miss me if you get me, mister, see?

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[Verse 2]

Cm
Missed me, missed, me now you've got to kiss me
       G7       G
If you kiss me, mister, you must think I'm pretty
       Cm
If you think so, mister, you must want to fuck me
G      G7              G
If you fuck me, mister, it must mean you love me
       Cm
If you love me, mister, you would never leave me
     C  G7     D      G   G#7
It's as simple as can be!

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[Verse 3]

Cm
Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me
G      G7                      G
If you miss me, mister, why do you keep leaving
       Cm
If you trick me, mister, I will make you suffer
G           G7       G
And they'll get you, mister, put you in the slammer
     Cm                                     G                    G7
And forget you, mister, then you'll miss me won't you, won't you miss me
D         G7   G
Won't you miss me?
G         Cm
Won't you miss me?

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[Verse 4]

Cm
Missed me, missed me, now you've got to kiss me
G      G7       G
If you kiss me, mister, take responsibility
G                    Cm
I'm fragile, mister, just like any girl would be
    G
And so misunderstood so treat me delicately

[Verse 5]

Cm
Missed me, missed me, now you've gone and done it
            G
Hope you're happy in the county penitentiary
   Cm                           C
It serves you right for kissing little girls
         G
But I'll visit, if you miss me
Cm
Say you miss me
C
How's the food they feed you?
G
Do you miss me?

Will you kiss me through the window?
Cm
Do you miss me, miss me?
C
Will they ever let you go?
G                  G#7
I miss my mister so